Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
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i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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