xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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