that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
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