just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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