Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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