Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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