Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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