we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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