my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
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I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
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Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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