She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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