dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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