Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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