You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
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She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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