Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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