just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
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Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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