it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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