A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
