belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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