If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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