super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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