fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
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Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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