I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
you told grandpa to call you daddy
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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