Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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