All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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