NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
The air was thick with penises
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Alive.
So much puke
Boobs are out for the taking
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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