at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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