dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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