I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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