wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
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He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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