I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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