i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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