No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
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either way he was missing a nipple.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
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Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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