dude i'm inner monologue high
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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