Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
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I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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