She said her name was "party"
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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