We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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