Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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