After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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