I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
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TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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