found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
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