their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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