That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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