Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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