Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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