Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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