I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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