You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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