Pappa wants mamma naked
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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