Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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