Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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