Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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