Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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