Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
