Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
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Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
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Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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