Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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